@optotrician: The Phantom Menace

Older female to college-age male: “You are a menace to society. You need to get married.” (I think she was quoting Brigham Young, but it turns out no one can substantiate that quote.)

Loud Lady at Flu Shot table: “No, I can’t take flu shot, but she nayd tetanus and diphtheria. Is thayt included in the flu shot?” (It turns out the flu shot nurse also does other vaccines.)

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