Archive for February, 2009

Clean Optometry Jokes Part 1

David Langford on February 16th, 2009 under Optoblog •  1 Comment

I’ve mentioned before how there is a shortage of good, clean optometry jokes. Well, here are some clean ones: What is a good name for an eye doctor? Iris. How come optometry students are so dumb compared to med school students? Because they only ever get C’s on their tests. How come eye doctors are […]

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Jokes That Don’t Translate Well

David Langford on February 5th, 2009 under Asides •  No Comments

Sometimes jokes don’t make sense unless you know the local customs and/or language. Here are three jokes that come to mind: Guatemala: A mother sends her son to the tienda down the street to get some tortillas. At the tienda the T.V. is playing the Miss America Pageant. When the boy returns home he says, […]

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Answers to Your Search Questions – Part 2

David Langford on February 4th, 2009 under Optoblog •  2 Comments

In my first edition of Answers to Your Search Questions – Part 1, I answered 20 questions…as a public service. I’m at it again in Part 2. Again the idea is that people have come to my site from a web search, looking for answers. I am now going to explicitly answer them (explicitly as […]

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Answers to Your Search Questions – Part 1

David Langford on February 2nd, 2009 under Optoblog •  2 Comments

You may not realize it, but I know the web page you visited just before coming to my site. So for example, if you went to Google and did a search for “optometry blog,” I see in my logs that you just came from the site “http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&fkt=1859&fsdt=5568&q=optometry+blog&btnG=Google+Search” (By the way, I’m number one on the […]

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